Ask Lady With A Hat

Haha, gross! April 19, 2009

Dr. Date, Dear Lady with a Hat,
Last night, I was with this guy I’ve hung out with a few times. We’re not close friends and we’re not dating, but I wanted to get some, so I went for it. Things were getting pretty heated and we ended up having sex.

After the session, I got up and went to the bathroom, only to discover that I had my period! I freaked out, but couldn’t think of a solution other than go back to bed. In the morning, neither of us said anything about it, but there’s no way he could have missed the fact that his junk was bloody. I haven’t talked to him since, and I don’t know whether I should apologize or ignore it or what.

I’m really worried this has destroyed any chance to be friends, but what do I say to make up for the fact that I’m the reason he has earned his Red Wings?

Embarassed Cardinal

Dear Embarrassed,
Haha, gross! You’ve given him a great story to share with his friends. Isn’t that enough? Plus, you know he didn’t get you pregnant, so that’s a plus.